Welcome to the underwater hotel of your wildest dreams! Or, you know, nightmares. Either way, you're here now, so let's make the most of it.
As a renowned Surrereal Estate Agent, I've got the hook-ups on the best underwater properties this side of the continental shelf.
Our featured property of the month: the Kraken Inn, a 10-story, 100-bedroom behemoth of a hotel that's got all the charm of a, well, charmless sea monster.
But don't just take my word for it! Check out these other underwater options:
So what are you waiting for? Dive on in and see the wonders of the deep!