SURVIVAL GUIDE

WILD ANIMAL ENCOUNTERS

When encountering a wild animal, remain calm and assess the situation. If the animal is large and hairy, try not to run. If it's small and furry, try not to sneeze. If the animal is a velociraptor, see our expert guide for tips on how to survive with minimal loss of limbs.

PLANT LIFE CYCLES

Don't get too attached to your favorite plants. They can be judgy and may require therapy after a while.

WEATHER AND NATURAL DISASTERS

Stay paradise-found in the face of natural disasters! Remember, weather forecasting is hard.

SELF-CARE FOR SURVIVORS

Take care of yourself while surviving! Don't forget to stock up on survival snacks and practice yoga for superheroes.