Survivalist Socks

Chapter 1: Choosing the Right Socks

When it comes to survivalist socks, you want to make sure you're wearing the right kind for the job. That's why we recommend the following:

Bear-proof toe caps
Quick-drying, odor-resistance
Reflective strips for added visibility (in case a bear does happen to see you)

And don't even get us started on the importance of sock-material selection.

Chapter 2: Bear-Fighting Techniques

While socks won't save you from every bear, they can help in a pinch. Try these expert tips:

Play dead (it's harder to attack a corpse)
Use your wits (if the bear's too close, try reasoning with it)
Make a run for it (if you're fast, that is)

But don't forget, a solid sock-throwing technique is essential for any survivalist.