The Great Cheese Fiasco: a tale of love, loss, and an unending supply of gouda.
As our intrepid hero, Captain Feta, navigated the treacherous landscape of the dairy aisle, he stumbled upon a mysterious, glowing wheel of cheesy doom.
With a flick of the wrist and a whispered "I'm not a morning person", Captain Feta unleashed a torrent of gouda-geddon that left the shelves in shambles.