FAQs

Q: Is this a real anniversary edition?

A: No, but it's a totally-not-made-up anniversary edition.

What constitutes a legitimate question?

Q: Why are the t-shirts so expensive?

A: Because we're not actually selling them, and you're just imagining this whole experience.

What happens if I don't buy one?

Q: Can I return the t-shirt if I don't like it?

A: No, you can't return it. You're stuck with it forever, like a bad tattoo.

Returns policy?