Table of Contents

Chapter 1: The Book That Doesn't Exist

Because you're too lazy, but want to pretend you're smart.

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Chapter 2: The Author's Excuses

I had a meeting. I forgot my notes. I left them at home.

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Chapter 3: The Actual Content

Warning: May cause extreme boredom, eye strain, or spontaneous combustion.

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Chapter 4: The End of the Book

Because you're done, and so are we.