Taco 'Bout It

You have been challenged by the Taco King, a legendary warrior of the taco arts. The challenge is as follows:

Can you craft a perfect taco, one that will make the sun rise from the depths of the underworld and set the stars dancing in the sky?

If you fail, the Taco King will send forth the dreaded Taco Lizards, a horde of snapping, crunching creatures that will devour your soul.

But fear not, brave warrior! For you have the power of the ancient Taco Sages, who have passed down the secrets of the perfect taco through the ages.

So, what will it be?

A classic carne asada, perhaps?

Or will you dare to try the mystical vegan option?

The choice is yours, brave one.