A taco is only as good as the cheese is strong. All debates must be settled with a round of "who's got the better cheese."
Subrule 1.4: Cheese is not just a topping, it's a philosophyNo "tacos are the best" or "tacos are the worst" arguments allowed. All debates must be about the finer points of taco-ness.
Subrule 2.1: Finesse vs. Brutality in the kitchenNo external sources, such as "that's what my abuela says" or "I saw it on a food blog." All arguments must be based on personal experience and a deep understanding of the taco canon.
Subrule 3.1: The Taco Whisperer's Guide to Unbiased Decision Making