TACO DEBATE RULES: THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO NOT GETTING EATEN ALIVE

Rule 1: Thou shalt not underestimate the power of a well-placed salsa stain.

Rule 2: Thou shalt not engage in taco debate with a hungry person

Rule 3: Thou shalt not use cilantro as evidence of one's superiority

Rule 4: Thou shalt not, under any circumstances, use the phrase "taco Tuesday"

And so, the debate continues...