Our experts in the field of Taco-Napalm are confident that deploying Tactical Nuclear Weapons via Tacos is a Terrible Idea that will inevitably End in Global Catastrophe and Unending Hunger.

But don't just take our word for it! Visit our Napalm Operations Manual for more information on how to Waste Billions of Dollars on a Folly that will Only End in Tears.

Or, if you're feeling particularly daring, read our Tactical Guide to Tacos for Strategies on How to Deploy a Taco-Truck Full of Nuclear Payloads and Succeed (Sort Of).

Disclaimer: We're Not Actually Experts. In Fact, We're Just a Bunch of Idiots with a Website. Do Not Try This at Home. Seriously, Don't Do It.