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Bad Ideas

Welcome to the most underwhelming collection of taco sauce recipes you'll ever have the displeasure of encountering. Here, we've gathered the worst, most uninspired, and completely unoriginal ideas for taco sauce that will leave you questioning every life choice you've ever made.

Recipe 1: "I Have No Idea What I'm Doing" Taco Sauce

Mix together 5 parts ketchup, 3 parts water, and a pinch of regret. Stir clockwise, then counterclockwise, then stare at the ceiling for 10 minutes.

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Recipe 2: "I'm Too Lazy to Even Bother" Taco Sauce

Buy a bottle of mayonnaise from the store, then serve. Do not open.

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