Step 1: Choose Your Victim Wisely
Pick someone with a good dental plan. A killer needs a killer smile.
Step 2: Gather Your Tools
A good hunting knife, a reliable flashlight, and a decent bottle of red wine.
Step 3: Create a Diversion
Knock over a lamp, shout "Boo!" or use the old "I've got a coupon for a free hug" trick.
Step 4: Execute the Perfect Kill
A swift kick to the chest, a well-placed garrote, or a strategically placed banana peel.
And that's it! You're a creative killer, ready to take on the world!
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