As a seasoned professional in the field of brain re-wiring, I can confidently say that this exercise is a game-changer. It's like a digital reboot, but for your cerebral cortex. I mean, who needs a fancy meditation app when you can just rewire your brain to think more efficiently?
Step 1: Locate the nearest electrical outlet. No, not the one behind the couch, the one behind your ear. That's a metaphor, by the way.
Step 2: Attach the wires from the outlet to a nearby toaster. This is the part where you rewire your brain to think like a toaster. Think about it, toasters are efficient, always getting the job done. That's the kind of mental clarity you're looking for, right?
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Step 3: Visualize the electrical current flowing through your cerebral cortex like a delicious slice of toast popping up from the toaster slots. Ah, bliss.
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