Techniques for the Modern Binge-Watcher

Are you tired of simply watching one show, then feeling unfulfilled? Do you yearn for the rush of consuming an entire season in one sitting? Do you have a loved one who has asked you to "just go outside for a bit?" Then you're in luck!

We present to you:

Technique 1: The Binge-Watching Marathon

Also known as "The All-Nighter" or "The 48-Hour Frenzy", this technique involves consuming an entire season in one sitting. Side effects may include: loss of sleep, loss of productivity, and a strong urge to eat an entire pizza by yourself.

Technique 2: The Multi-Tab Binge

For the tech-savvy individual, this technique involves opening multiple tabs on your computer or streaming device, and switching between them in a rapid-fire sequence. Side effects may include: eye strain, finger cramping, and a strong desire to upgrade your internet plan.