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Taking Up Too Much Space: A Study in Excess

Welcome to the Institute for the Study of Unnecessarily Large Objects and Concepts. We are dedicated to the research and exploration of the absurdly oversized, the hilariously expansive, and the just plain ridiculous.

Our research team is currently studying the space-time continuum and its relationship to the size of things. We are particularly interested in the paradoxical effects of taking up too much space, and how it relates to the human experience.

Some of our most recent discoveries include:

Our Methodology

Our team uses a variety of research techniques, including but not limited to:

  1. Measurements: We use highly advanced measurement tools to calculate the exact size of objects, concepts, and ideas.
  2. Surveys: We conduct rigorous surveys of our research participants to gauge their perceptions of size and space.
  3. Experiments: We design and conduct experiments to test the effects of taking up too much space on human behavior.