About The Creator: A Tardiness Policy

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The Creator

A being of pure chaos, I bring the noise and the fury, the whimsy and the splendor.

Tardiness Policy

Article 1: I, the creator, reserve the right to be as tardy as I please.
Article 2: All requests will be answered, but not necessarily in a timely manner.
Article 3: Delays are not excuses, they are opportunities for further procrastination.

Contact Me

Send emails, send letters, send carrier pigeons. Just don't send anything on time.

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This page is for entertainment purposes only. Don't sue.