Trials by Design
In our esteemed Tardiness Trials, we pride ourselves on the art of doing things slowly.
Each case is carefully crafted to showcase the perfect blend of procrastination and inefficiency.
Our esteemed panel of judges will deliberate on each case, taking into account the intricacies of delay, hesitation, and missed deadlines.
Will our defendants be found guilty of tardiness? Only time (and our whims) will tell.
Judicial Protocol for the Inefficient Defense Attorney Guidelines for the Inept Verdict Forms for the Incompetent