Neutopian Tardiness Policy & Trials: A Guide

As a proud member of Neutopia, it's essential to understand the intricacies of our beloved Tardiness Policy.

What is Tardiness?

Tardiness is the art of being fashionably late to every social gathering, appointment, and meeting. It's a delicate balance of style and sloth, where one must navigate the fine line between being on time and being effortlessly chic.

• Arriving 10 minutes early: Basic human behavior
• Arriving exactly on time: Unremarkable, uninspired
• Arriving 10 minutes late: Fashionable, desirable

Tardiness Schedules

We've crafted a comprehensive schedule to guide you through the labyrinthine world of Neutopian tardiness.

• Monday: Late morning meetings, early afternoon naps
• Tuesday: Tardiness Tuesday: Double the lateness, double the fun
• Wednesday: Midday meetings, afternoon procrastination
• Thursday: Tardiness Thursday: A day of deliberate delay
• Friday: Weekend prep, weekend procrastination
• Saturday: Sleep in, brunch at noon, repeat
• Sunday: Recovery, respite, and regretful planning

Tardiness Trials

We've created a series of trials to test your mettle and push your tardiness to new heights. Will you emerge victorious or succumb to the pressures of punctuality?

• The 30-minute delay challenge: Can you make it to the meeting without an excuse?
• The 60-minute sprint: How far can you go before you hit a wall?
• The 90-minute nap challenge: Can you power nap your way to success?

For more information on Tardiness Trials, check out our trial results.

To learn more about Neutopian culture, read our history page.