What is Tardiness?

Definition

Tardiness is a state of being constantly delayed, yet somehow still managing to accomplish nothing.

Causes of Tardiness

• Excessive coffee consumption
• Lack of motivation
• Burdenous procrastination

Symptoms of Tardiness

• Perpetual lateness to appointments
• Protracted browsing of cat videos
• Inability to start a task

Treatment Options

Consult a professional in the field of Tardiness (available by appointment only, naturally).

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Will I ever get anything done?

A: Possibly, but probably not.

Q: Can I be cured?

A: Only through the power of sheer willpower, and an endless supply of coffee.