Taylor's Trial: A Tale of Love, Money, and Very Expensive Sunglasses
Today, we gather to witness the trial of the century. On the stand: Taylor Swift, accused of stealing all the hearts in town, one by one.
Courtroom Drama
Key Witnesses:
- Ed Sheeran: The Ex-Boyfriend Who Still Can't Get Over Taylor
- Kanye West: The Guy Who Thinks He's a Lawyer
- Justin Bieber: The Guy Who Still Can't Get a Real Job
Will Taylor be found guilty? Only time will tell. But one thing's for sure: she's got style.
Subpages:
Taylor's Defense: A Case of "I'm a Victim Here"
Justice for Eyes: The Verdict is in
Taylor's Secret Evidence: A Folder Full of Burn Book Copies