Taylor's Defense: The Case for the Unapologetically Average

As an average Joe, I, Taylor, have always been told I'm not quite good enough. But what's the real crime here? Being average is just a number, folks! And I'm here to prove it.

Here's my defense: being average is like the perfect middle child. You're not too hot, you're not too cold, you're just... right.

But don't just take my word for it! Check out my expert testimony:

  1. Taylor's Testimony
  2. Average Arguments
  3. Celebrity Endorsed Average Quotes

And don't forget to check out my average accomplishments!

  1. My Average Accomplishments

So, if you're feeling like you're not quite good enough, remember: being average is the new black. Okay, maybe not literally black, but you get it.

Illustrations by @taylorssubparart

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