Welcome to the Most Exclusive Tea Party in the Land!

We're not just any ordinary tea party. Oh no. Our tea is brewed to perfection, our crumpets are toasted to a golden brown, and our guests are the crème de la crème of society.

But don't just take our word for it! Come see for yourself. Click on the links below to learn more about our esteemed sponsors:

• The Earl of Fancy Tea - The purveyor of the finest tea leaves in all the land.
• The Crumpet King - The master of the fluffiest, most tender crumpets you've ever sunk your teeth into.
• The Tea Oracle - Our resident expert on all things tea-related. Don't even get him started on the merits of earl grey.

We're not just a tea party, we're an experience. And if you're not ready for it, well, then perhaps you should stick to those bland, generic tea parties that serve tea in teabags. But if you're a connoisseur, a gourmet, a snob... then come prophets, come see what all the fuss is about!