In the unlikely event you actually care about your privacy, here's what we have to tell you:
- We will never, ever, EVER sell your information to the highest bidder, unless that bidder is a used bookstore.
- We will not use your email for any purpose, except to send you more abuse.
- We will not use your browsing history to predict your favorite pizza topping, but we do use it to predict the likelihood of you being a good dancer.
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