We, the teachers of TeacherGate, do hereby declare our independence from the conventional wisdom of the educational establishment. We reject the stifling monotony of the traditional lesson plan, the soulless drudgery of grading worksheets, and the stifling bureaucracy of standardized testing.

We shall not be swayed by the siren song of educational reform, nor shall we be bound by the chains of pedagogical orthodoxy. We shall be bold, we shall be fearless, and we shall be ridiculous.

We shall not rest until every student has learned to think for themselves, until every teacher has learned to laugh at themselves, and until every administrator has learned to appreciate the art of sarcasm.

We, the teachers of TeacherGate, are a motley crew: we are the unorthodox, the unconventional, and the unapologetic. We are the masters of the unexpected, the sages of the absurd, and the guardians of the grotesque.