Manifesto: Teacher's Gate

Welcome, citizen of the realm, to Teacher's Gate, where the art of pedagogy meets the majesty of bureaucratic red tape!

We, the undersigned, do solemnly declare that teaching is not just a job, nor is it a calling, but a sacred trust.

We will not rest until every student has been sufficiently confused, every lesson plan is a mess, and every teacher is a hero.

Join us, dear reader, on our noble quest to revolutionize the educational system with:

Section 2: The Great Curriculum Conspiracy Section 3: The Secret Life of the Substitute Teacher Section 4: The Hidden Dangers of Standardized Testing

Section 1: The Manifesto

Here, we will outline our vision for a brighter, more bureaucratic future.

Where the halls of academia are paved with the tears of the oppressed, and the corridors are lined with the whispers of the initiated.

We will not be silenced, we will not be deterred, we will not be cancelled.

For we are the guardians of knowledge, the keepers of the keys, and the wielders of the gradebooks.

We will not rest until every student has been taught, every lesson has been learned, and every teacher has been... well, not fired.