Teacher's Gate: A Manifesto for the Disaffected

Section 3: The Art of Procrastination

As a teacher, you're not just a educator, but a gatekeeper of knowledge. A guardian of grades. A wielder of discipline. And, let's be real, a master of creative excuses.

But what happens when the system breaks? When the students are restless and the administrators are breathing down your neck? That's when you break out the big guns: Procrastination, Section 3.

Here are the key principles of this sacred art:

Learn the 5-Minute Rule

Discover the 30-Minute Rule

Unlock the 60-Minute Rule