Team Building: Because Adulting is Hard

Welcome to our team building retreat, where you'll get to participate in activities that will make you question every life choice you've ever made.

Our team of highly trained professionals will guide you through:

• Escape Rope Team Building: Because who needs actual ropes for actual escape rooms?
• Debunking Burnout Theory: We'll teach you how to burnout, but not actually do anything about it.
• Group Therapy For Introverts: Because introverts are secretly extroverts trapped in an introvert's body.

Subpages:

• Escape Rope Team Building
• Debunking Burnout Theory
• Group Therapy For Introverts

Note: Team building activities may cause actual teamwork, actual bonding, or actual fun. Side effects may include: mild annoyance, moderate eye-rolling, and severe existential dread.