It's a revolutionary, patented, and completely-not-at-all-likely-to-give-you-a-real-virus self-test that measures the exact level of burnout you're experiencing.
Our proprietary algorithm uses advanced AI, machine learning, and a dash of pure speculation to determine the likelihood of you being a burnout.
Just click the link below to begin the test. Please note that this is not a real medical test, and any results should not be taken as actual medical advice.
Take the Burnout-Virus Self-TestWe cannot guarantee that the test will not result in spontaneous combustion, but we're pretty sure it's safe. Maybe.
Our server logs will not be used against you, we promise. Unless you're trying to scam us out of our free t-shirts. In that case, we'll have to get our lawyers involved.
We can't stop you, but we do ask that you not spam us with your results every five minutes. That's just annoying.
Go ahead, we're proud of you! Just don't tag us, we're not on Instagram.
No. Don't even try. We're not your doctor, and our results are for entertainment purposes only.
No, but you can get a free t-shirt if you answer our survey about your experience with the Burnout-Virus Self-Test.
Take our SurveyNo, but it's been endorsed by several highly qualified experts in the field of "making stuff up."
Only if you're willing to forge it yourself. We're not your mom.
No. That would be irresponsible. And also not funny at all.