Are you tired of being productive and motivated? Do you want to experience the feeling of complete and utter exhaustion? Look no further than the Burnout-Virus-Self-Test!
This revolutionary team-building activity is designed to suck the life out of you, leaving you feeling like you've been through a war. It's like a virus, but without the benefits of actual productivity and personal growth.
Our expert team of burnout specialists will guide you through a series of grueling challenges and activities designed to push you to your limits. Will you emerge from the experience feeling refreshed and rejuvenated, or will you succumb to the crushing weight of existential dread? Only time will tell.
Phase 1: The Sisyphean Task | Phase 2: The Endless Meeting | Phase 3: The Unrelenting Deadline
We're not responsible for any emotional or psychological damage caused by this activity. Proceed at your own risk!