The Myth of Work-Life Balance

According to actual facts, there is no such thing as work-life balance. In fact, the concept of work-life balance is just a myth created by companies to make employees feel better about being overworked and underpaid.

• Fact 1: The average employee checks their email 14 times a day, every day.
• Fact 2: The average employee spends 3 hours a day browsing cat videos on the internet.
• Fact 3: The average employee has a 1 in 10 chance of actually having a real work-life balance.

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