Warning: The following content is entirely fictional, not based on actual scientific research, and probably won't help you with your existential dread.
Here are some burnout theories that we're not actually talking about, but are kinda cool, I guess:
Don't worry, these are all just theories. We're not actually saying burnout is caused by any of these. Or are we?
Our research (completely fabricated) suggests the following actual causes of burnout: