The Inefficiency Index
The Theory: "If I just work longer hours, I'll get everything done."
We've studied the effects of this theory, and our research shows that it's actually just a fancy way of saying "I'm lazy." In fact, our team of experts has developed a tool to measure the exact amount of productivity lost due to this theory: the Productivity Measurer 3000.
But don't just take our word for it! See for yourself:
The Theory: "Team meetings are the key to success."
Our research shows that this theory is actually just a thinly veiled excuse for "I have no idea what I'm doing, so let's just talk about it some more." In fact, our team has developed a tool to measure the exact amount of time wasted in meetings: the Meeting Measurer Pro.
Don't believe us? See the Real World Examples of teams who've fallen victim to this theory.