The Unpaid Intern Syndrome: A Deserved Epidemic

It's a disease so prevalent, so insidious, so soooo boring.

We're not talking about your average, everyday burnout. No, no. This is something far more sinister.

Causes of Unpaid Intern Syndrome

1. Lack of clear expectations

2. Unclear work hours

3. Unrelenting stream of pointless meetings

4. Unpaid intern wages

5. Unending supply of stale coffee

Symptoms of Unpaid Intern Syndrome

1. Chronic boredom

2. Unrelenting apathy

3. Unending sense of purposelessness

4. Unpaid intern wages

Diagnosis and Treatment

Don't worry, it's not the end of the world (or your career). There's hope.

Seek out a good mentor. One who will teach you the ways of the industry, but also how to make a good cup of coffee.

Or maybe just stick with us, and we'll teach you how to survive the apocalypse.

Either way, you won't leave empty-handed. We promise.

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