Our Methods:

1. Procrastination by Proxy: We'll just do it later, I swear.
2. Procrastination by Distraction: Watch cat videos.
3. Procrastination by Reorganization: We'll just reorganize our to-do list first.

Expert Testimonies:

We are proud to have the endorsements of:

• The great procrastination master, Homer Simpson.
• Dr. Procrastinationstein, the worlds leading expert on procrastination.
• Aunt Mildred, who has been procrastinating since the dawn of time.