Award Acceptance Speech by Sassy McSassface, Runner-Up for Sassy Award 2018

"Wow, I'd like to thank my team for not completely disowning me this year. I mean, I'm basically a functioning member of society, aren't I?"

And to the winner, Sassy McSassface's Sassy Sister

"You know, I'm pretty sure she cheated. I mean, have you seen her hair? It's like she stole the entire Pantone color palette and ran with it."

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Links to other Sassy Award content:

• Full Acceptance Speech
• Sassy Sister's Acceptance Speech