Today's topic: Communication Skillz 4 Pro: The Art of Saying Nothing.
Professor Punsley: "Good morning class, today we will discuss the art of doing absolutely nothing while still appearing to be productive."
Why Bother?
Because, let's be real, who needs to actually communicate when you can just stare intensely at a wall and nod?
Example 1: The Classic "I'm Not Listening" Technique
Example 2: The "I'm On My Phone" Method
Example 3: The "I'm On My Lunchbreak" Approach