Our company was founded in the year 2023 by a time-traveler who had just gotten back from the year 3050 and was determined to make the most epic of failures.
We started off as a small team of three, but quickly expanded to 12 because, you know, we really needed to justify those fancy new offices.
Our first product was a line of artisanal, handcrafted, organic, gluten-free, vegan socks that were guaranteed to make you cry because they were so bad.
To create a product that's so bad, it'll make you laugh, cry, and question every decision you've ever made.
We're not just building a company, we're building a movement.