Our mission is to serve the unrefined, the unpolished, and the downright absurd. We strive for a world where every page load is a journey through a maze of questionable decisions and half-hearted attempts.
Learn about our values, or rather, the reasons we're not actually values-driven but will pretend to be for a bit. See how our 'values' manifest in our subpages, or don't see, we're not really sure.