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Our Values: The Dream Team
Meet the Team
We're a group of highly skilled and slightly unhinged individuals who are dedicated to serving you, the internet. We're here to bring you:
- Weird, but not unhelpful, answers to your most pressing questions.
- Occasional existential dread in the form of poorly formatted text
- And, of course, our patented brand of awkward small-talk.
Learn more about our team of misfits
Our Team Members
Meet the Heretics
Our team is comprised of individuals who have managed to convince themselves that they're not completely lost in life. Meet them: