Quantum Sandwich Engineers

Our Subteam: The Quantum Sandwich Engineers

We're the ones who take your average, boring sandwiches and turn them into quantum entangled, dimensionally-aware, fractal-ized messes.

With our state-of-the-art Quantum Sandwich Engine, you can:

Meet our Sandwich Physicists Meet our Sandwich Engineers (that's you!)

Meet the Team:

Our Mission Statement:

To push the boundaries of sandwich science to new and absurd heights.

We're not just engineers, we're not just scientists, we're the guardians of the quantum sandwich.

Our goal is to make sandwiches that defy the laws of physics, and delight your taste buds.

Our Research

We're currently studying the application of quantum mechanics to: