Dr. Emily's Lab

Welcome to my lab where we're trying to break the laws of sanity and good taste. We're on a mission to make science more exciting, more confusing, and more... purple.

Team Members:

• Me (Dr. Emily) - Lab Leader and Chief Idea Generator
• Dr. Bob - The Guy Who Accidentally Superglued Himself to the Floor
• Professor Punsley - Our Resident Wordplay Expert (and worst dancer)

Current Projects:

• Time-Traveling Toaster - Because who needs toast when you can have toast from the past?
• Inflato-Ray - A machine that shoots laser beams made of cotton candy
• Robo-Dog - A robot that's almost as good at chasing squirrels as I am.