Welcome to my lab, where the boundaries of sanity and good taste are pushed to new extremes.
As the self-proclaimed Chief Scientist, I have decreed that all research here shall be conducted with reckless abandon and a healthy dose of madness.
Inventing a Device to Count My Cats
Developing a Method to Communicate with My Parrot
Balthazar McFadden, Research Assistant and Professional Couchwarmer
Zoey Pseudonym, Intern and Unofficial Coffee Connoisseur
Roger Pseudonym, Intern and Unofficial Professional Snail Trapper
Stay tuned for further updates from the cutting edge of science, where we're pushing the boundaries of sanity and common sense to new heights!
—Dr. Lauren Larson, Supreme Ruler of this Domain