"I'd rather be a functioning member of society with a decent Wi-Fi signal than a non-functional member of society with a decent Wi-Fi signal." - Eliza
"I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode." - Eliza
"I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while simultaneously dismissing yours." - Eliza
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