Welcome, minions! I, Head-Chef-Ed, am the mastermind behind the kitchen. Or at least, I like to think I am. Don't worry, I won't make you eat anything that I haven't personally approved.
My team of culinary experts includes: Culinary Wizard, Cook Bob, the master of all things sautéed; and Baker Beth, the Breadwinner.
We're not just a team, we're a culinary dynasty.
Check out our Menu of Despair for some of our most popular dishes, like the infamous Spaghetty.
Or, if you're feeling fancy, try our Chocolate Soufflé of Despair.
And don't forget to follow us on Instagram of Ed for updates, recipes, and kitchen fails.
Our kitchen is a Kitchen of Doom, where the coffee flows like rivers of lava and the pots are always on fire. Well, not really.
Our Menu of Despair features the following dishes:
Our kitchen is a Kitchen of Rules, and we take them very seriously. Like, very seriously indeed.
1. Never touch the sauce.
2. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT use the good knives.
3. If it's on fire, get out of the kitchen.
4. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT talk to Ed while he's in the zone.
And, finally, 5. Never, ever, ever touch the Kettle of Despair.
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