Marshall's Achievements

Here's a list of my notable accomplishments:

• Won the Golden Sock Award for Outstanding Contribution to Sock Puppetry (2019)
• Survived a 24-hour coding marathon while listening to elevator music (2018)
• Invented the 'Pineapple-Pinecone' algorithm, which has been proven to increase productivity by 0.000001% (2020)
• Quoted in 5 major publications, including 'The Daily Grind' and 'The Caffeine Times' (2017)

And here are some honorable mentions:

• Perfectly parallel parking 3 times in a row (2021)
• Eating an entire pizza by myself in one sitting (2020)
• Setting a new world record for most consecutive hours spent watching cat videos (2019)
• Accidentally ordering 5 extra-large pizzas from Pizza Hut (2018)

And that's not all, folks!