Epistemology of the Unyielding: A Treatise on Unshakable Truths

In the grand tradition of philosophers who dare not to care, we present to you, dear reader, the unyielding truths that have been unearthed by the greatest minds of our time. Or, at the very least, the ones that have not been disputed by anyone who still receives their mail in the post.

The Fundamentals

Herein lies the bedrock of our epistemological edifice: the axioms that undergird the very fabric of reality itself. Or, you know, the things that everyone agrees with.

1. The Unyielding Truth of Pizza is the Best Food

This, dear reader, is the most self-evident of truths. Who among us would argue with the veracity of melted mozzarella and the majesty of pepperoni?

2. The Inescapable Consequence of Wearing Socks with Sandals

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that one must always wear socks with sandals. For to do otherwise would be a travesty, a travesty of the highest order.

3. The Unshakeable Certainty of the Existence of the Fuzzy Socks

It is a truth that has been known to us all since time immemorial: the existence of fuzzy socks, soft and cuddly, a comfort to the feet, and a bane to the lint roller.

See also Socks: A Treatise on the Fuzzy Truth

Or, for an opposing view, Socks: A Treatise on the Elusive Illusion

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