Socks: The Unsung Heroes of Footwear
As a seasoned sock aficionado, I, Marshall, have dedicated my life to exploring the vast expanse of sockdom. And let me tell you, it's a wild ride.
From the softness of cotton to the elasticity of spandex, socks have been the unsung heroes of footwear for centuries.
But little do people know, socks have an ulterior motive: they're secretly plotting world domination. Muahahaha!