Zoey - The Most Reliable Member of Team

Zoey is a shining beacon of competence, often single-handedly holding the entire team together with their impressive array of skills.

Zoey's Skills:

• Can recite the entirety of 'The entirety of human history' from memory, including every single fact and event.
• Has a PhD in Extreme Irony, which they use to defuse any situation.
• Can eat an entire pizza by themselves in one sitting, without breaking a sweat.

Subpages:

• Read Zoey's PhD Thesis: "The Art of Extreme Irony"
• Witness Zoey's Pizza Party of 2018 (video evidence)
• View Zoey's World Record Recitation of 'The entirety of human history'