Tea Party Sponsors

We proudly sponsor the following esteemed individuals and organizations who are as equally confused about what a Tea Party is, but love a good cup of tea:

• Darth Vader's Cousin Bob - "I'm not sure what it means, but I've got a great idea for a new line of Sith-themed tea towels."
• Beyoncé's Hairdresser, Bobo - "I'm here for the free tea, duh."
• Astronaut John Glenn (aka "Space Cowboy") - "Houston, we have a problem: too much caffeine, not enough biscuits."

Want to be a sponsor? Email us at bob@teapartysponsorship.com