Our Mission
We're revolutionizing the toilet paper industry with our fleet of self-aware, sentient rolls.
Our team of AI engineers has created a system where every roll is programmed to anticipate your needs.
Need more or less paper? We've got it covered.
Want to know the perfect number of sheets for your next bowel movement? Our algorithms have got you covered.
Want to make a reservation for your favorite roll? Done.
Our rolls are not just a novelty, but a lifestyle.
But don't just take our word for it:
Rolling with the Times: 100s of happy customers
We're changing the world one roll at a time.
Or, you know, one bowel movement at a time.
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